Got a toothbrush?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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