at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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