i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
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