she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You are a genius and a whore.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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