matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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