she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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