Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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