I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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