The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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