Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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