Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize