I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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