Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
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i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
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Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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