My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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