i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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