whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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