You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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