i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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