I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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