I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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