Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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