How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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