so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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