That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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