I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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