Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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