Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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