I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
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Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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