: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
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