I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
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One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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