Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
she woke up with a sticky ear
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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