I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
last night I used snow as a chaser
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