high people should be assigned attendants
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
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On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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