Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
So squirting runs in the family.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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