Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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