i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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