i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I want you more than these girls want KFC
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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