Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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