Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
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I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
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Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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