you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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