let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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