honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
