wrigley field is MILF paradise
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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