just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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