I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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