Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
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I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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