whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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