Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
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Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
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I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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