She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
sex on a bike is impossible
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