My hand turned me down
I wanna passion pit in your ass
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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