I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
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I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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