ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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