I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
