its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
