My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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