real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
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Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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