i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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