New low: just hacked my moms facebook
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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