nutella sex= disaster
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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