Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Randomize
