Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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